Now that you’ve been enlightened on how ejaculating dildos can bring more joy to your sex life, it’s time to learn how to put their benefits into action!

Step 1: Clean that thang

No ifs, ands, or butts about it: you should clean your sex toys before (and after) every use. Scroll down to the “Cleaning and Care for Squirting Dildos” section of this guide for detailed instructions.

Step 2: Fill ‘er up

If you want your cumming dildo to squirt, you need to give it something to spurt! The proper steps to equip your ejaculating dildo with fake cum (or whatever liquid you’ll be using, but we’ll delve into that later) differs based on the dildo’s reservoir and activation mechanism types. No matter which reservoir style you’re working with, be mindful not to fill it up with too much liquid when playing anally, lest your squirting dildo suddenly transforms into an anal douche instead.

To fill pump-style squirting dildos:

Pour some of your liquid of choice into a clean bowl or cup. Hold your dildo upside down and squeeze its reservoir (which should be in the toy’s balls or shaft) until all air has been pushed out. Place the ejaculating dildo’s tip into the pool of liquid you’ve prepared and release your grip on the reservoir, causing your dildo to suck up the liquid. You may need to repeat the process several times to fill the reservoir completely. When repeating the action, squeeze the reservoir using delicate pressure to prevent accidental squirting activation.

To fill squeeze pump cumming dildos:

Detach the pump from the dildo’s base and follow the same fill instructions laid out above for pump-style squirting dildos, only sucking up your fill with the pump tip instead of the dildo tip. Once your pump is full of spunk, reattach it to your dildo, and you’ll be good to go!

To fill syringe pump ejaculating dildos:

Detach your syringe from the dildo’s tubing if your syringe has the ability to do so; if not, carry on. Remove the syringe’s stopper and pour your liquid fill into the syringe’s chamber (read your squirting dildo’s instruction manual to determine how much liquid to use). Put the stopper back in, making sure it sits only within the empty portion of the syringe chamber. If you detached the syringe from the dildo tubing earlier, securely reattach it; if you did not previously disconnect the syringe from the dildo tubing, carry on. Easy peasy dildo squeezy!

Step 3: Lubricate, insert, and enjoy!

Apply a generous amount of lube (with a formula that’s compatible with your dildo’s materials) to the ejaculating dildo and whatever orifice you’ll be thrusting it into (feel free to skip this step if using the dildo for mouth fuggin’). Once things are nice and lubey, you’re ready to start the show! Use the squirting dildo to penetrate whichever hole is eagerly awaiting its presence and thrust away at whatever tempo feels best for you (and your partner if one is present).

Step 4: Pump up the jam (or jizz)

When it cums to pulling the trigger on your squirting dildo’s squirting function, there’s no wrong or right time to blow your artificial load. Some people enjoy the sensation of a simultaneous “finish,” activating blast-off once the person being dildoed (yes, I created a new verb) reaches their climax. Others prefer a sploogey load help them cross the finish line, activating their ejaculating dildo when the dildoed party is nearing their orgasm. And others still might instead enjoy entering ejaculation station towards the beginning or middle of their dildo dance. When you can make a substitute peen come at the drop of the hat (or the push of a button or any other activation method), the timing is totally your call. Heck, you could even split the jizz stream into multiple smaller spurts delivered at various times if your cumming dildo’s activation mechanism allows for it.

To activate pump-style or squeeze pump ejaculating dildos:

Give your squirting dildo’s pump (which may or may not be visible depending on your dildo’s design) either one hella hard and long-lasting squeeze to release a full load or a few semi-firm squeezes for multiple, less forceful liquid spurts.

To activate syringe pump ejaculating dildos:

Press down on the syringe’s plunger so that it moves to the other end of the barrel, which will push your jizz substitute into the dildo’s tubes and soon into you! You can control the force of the load by tailoring the speed and pressure of your push to your stimulation preferences; squeeze slowly and gently to enjoy the sensation of your fill leisurely pooling inside of you, or press hard ‘n fast for a cum shot that mirrors your high-energy pushing efforts.

To activate remote-controlled ejaculating dildos:

Press the appropriate button on the remote control. ‘Nuff said.